Spidey Roulette

EVERYONE. I THINK MY PHONE GOT HACKED.

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:47:44 -0400

I think my phone got hacked guys. DAMN YOU TONY.

OH MY GOD GUYZ. LLOOK WHAT I FOUND ON SPIDERMAN’S IPHONE....

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:49:15 -0400

OH MY GOD GUYZ. LLOOK WHAT I FOUND ON SPIDERMAN’S IPHONE. AHAHAHAHAHAHA -i.m.

I love you, Spider-man. 8D You're my hero. This isn't really a question, just a statement. :3

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:41:48 -0400

tha’st coolol that you lik aspierman.

BUT WHATS AOBUT DRUNK IRON MAAAN? SHIT I NEED TOS START MY OWN TUMBR -i.m.

Say, why are you so awesome?

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:41:35 -0400

MONEY AND JAGER BOMBXS - i.m.

hi

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:40:21 -0400

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Sounds good. Come on!

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:40:00 -0400

shiiiiiiiiiiiit. i blewa hole in the wall. fuck, dn’t tell mary jane. she’s alread mad since is aid we were just going to applebess - i.m.

holy shit

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:39:15 -0400

you gusy. i’m on spidernman’s iphonesz rihgt now. he is rally good at angry birsds. fuuuuuuuuuuuuck his scores ares so high.

I'll marry both of you. Let's go. Drag that drunk along.

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:30:26 -0400

lettttttt’s dooooooooo it. i’m gona give hima t5minutes and if be doesn’t get up ia’m gonna shoot a repulasfaon blaster at him.

Will you marry me? Seriously.

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:25:35 -0400

hi aeritsh. this is iraon man. spidey’s passed out druuuuuunk. i’m taking over his blog righ tnowa nd guessa what? we should totally get married. i’ll even give you one of my suiists as a ring

IRON MAN HAS IDEA

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:24:27 -0400

gonna checks his cell phone and saee if he has any pictures on it.

IRON MAN IS DRUNKZ

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:20:00 -0400

you guysz, whatsd shoulsd i do? whats wouds be the best things i could do to make funz of him? - I.M.

EVERYONE. THIS IS IRON MAN.

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:19:00 -0400

I’m drujnkw right onw and spider’man left his computer loggead on. i’m going to post some stupaid shit. fuck, so drunkaf. - I.M.

Capture Footage on a Mac

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:10:38 -0400

Does anyone know how to capture desktop footage on a Mac with sound? Quicktime X lets me get the video, but no sound.

I can make webbing that’s as strong as piano wire but I can’t figure this shit out. Sigh

Can someone help their friendly neighborhood Spider-man?

Have you ever been caught on a WSWI (Web Swinging While Intoxicated)?

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:07:54 -0400

One time Wolverine, Daredevil, and I went to a bar. I was suppose to be DWS (designated web slinger) but I didn’t know Wolverine spiked my coke. I ended up swinging us all into a water tower.

Heard JJ Abrams saw us and put something like that into Super 8.

Peter,
I was too shy to say it in high school but you were always so sweet and funny. I always loved how your eyes sparkled behind your glasses. I was wondering if you were single or still with MJ? ^///^
Sincerely,
R

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:06:01 -0400

She dumped me and said I had to find someone who could be with me. As of now, that someone is a constant stream of rocky road ice cream.

Spidey, I miss you. Please come back.

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:03:53 -0400

I was just on Chatroulette last night. Interface seems pretty clean now.

What was the last thing you used your laser vision for? p.s. watch out for that kryptonite!

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:03:03 -0400

If by laser vision, you mean microwave, then last night when I microwaved some dino nuggets (don’t judge).

I’m not a very big 3 Doors Down fan, so that song doesn’t ever come up on my iTunes.

Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink6[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:01:19 -0400

God dammit Thor. I know this is you.

why the fuck arent you here saving us from the damn mexicans

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 16:23:13 -0500

Three reasons:

1. We don’t need saving from Mexicans. Stop giving Americans a bad name.

2. Norman Osbourne is always my biggest priority.

3. I love burritos.

have you ever fallen asleep wile swinging?

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 12:38:49 -0500

Okay, so there was this one time I was hanging out with Reed Richards and Iron Man. We were putting our great intellect to use (read: pub trivia night) and we ended up staying out later than we wanted and had a bit much to drink.

Supposedly, I was swinging home and may have fallen passed out and fallen into a dumpster. BUT WE ALL KNOW IT WAS MYSTERIO USING SOME SORT OF TRICKERY ON ME, RIGHT?